Sunday, September 7, 2014

Questions I didn't text to my ex-girlfriend

and was right not to, but
that doesn't mean weren't worth asking like:
Big ones, like:
In your opinion, do men ever change?
(women, too, I guess, but that interests me less because
~~some things never change~~)
Is the world going to be there in the morning?
Is a good man really so hard to find?
(because I thought I had mine but
I'm not sure what he looks like.)
How have you been dealing?
Or practical ones, rapidfire, like:
Do you like what I have done with the place? or
Did you know that I broke the banker's lamp? or
Do you have any tips for y-chromosome maintenance? or
Do you know what I am supposed to do with all these shadows?
(because I have just been cramming them in my pants pockets but have heard
that off-site storage units can be affordable,)
Do you know of any that are reasonable?
Or the real little ones, like:
Why do I pretend that these moods started with you?
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Questions I didn't text to my ex-girlfriend,
I didn't have the heart to text them
so instead I put them on Wikipedia
using her log-in
and then flagged them
for review